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From:
"Carl Wilson" <carl@k...>
Date: Sun Aug 4, 2002 4:35
am
Subject: Fw: How to Fool a Saucerhead, Part 4
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----- Original Message -----
From: "jof3r" <gangprobeddad@h...>
Newsgroups:
alt.binaries.ufo.files,alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranormal.
alt.paranormal.crop-circles
Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 5:51 AM
Subject: Re: How to Fool a Saucerhead, Part 4
> On or about Fri, 02 Aug 2002 03:23:06 -0500, it was decided that Carl
> Wilson <carl@k...> typed:
>
> >On Tue, 30 Jul 2002 03:51:21 GMT, "John Baker" <jb@s...>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>Step 3:
> >>
> >>Choose a background. Anything will do, just don't make it too "busy."
Use
> >>the Lasso Tool to crop out your edited "UFO" image. Cut and paste it
onto
> >>your background. Use the Move Tool to position it where you want it.
Merge
> >>the layers using the "flatten image" command. Use the Rubber Stamp Tool
to
> >>blend your "UFO" in with the background. This part takes a bit of care
and
> >>patience. Finally, use the Lasso Tool and the mask tool to isolate the
> >>"UFO." Apply a bit more gaussian blur to the "UFO" only, *not* to the
> >>background. Voila! There you have it. A "UFO" photograph guaranteed to
give
> >>any saucer geek a woody. LOL!
> >
> >Actually, you don't even have to do that much work!
> >
> >Step 1: Get a digital camera
> >
> >Step 2: Turn off all lights in the room where your PC is
> >
> >Step 3: Take a jiggly picture of the front of your PC/DSL Modem/DSL
> >Router with the flash turned off.
> >
> >Step 4: Submit resulting picture to Saucer Head Web shite of your
> >choosing.
> >http://www.ufowisconsin.com/county/reports/r2002_0720_langlade.html
> >
> >
> >Or, if you want to be a bit more creative:
> >
> >Step 1: Get a digital camera
> >
> >Step 2: Turn off all lights in the room where your PC is
> >
> >Step 3: Take a picture with the flash turned off of the front of your
> >PC/DSL Modem/DSL Router *and* the bottom of your optical mouse.
> >http://www.kook-watch.net/fakes/P3110004.JPG
> >
> >Step 4: Submit to "UFO expert" for "analysis"
> >http://brumac.8k.com/LawtonTriangle/LawtonTriangle.html
> >
> >Step 5: Repeat same process a few months later using a different
> >alias.
> >http://www.kook-watch.net/fakes/ufo.jpg
> >
> >(Picture of "Lawton Triangle" with the flash turned on)
> >http://www.kook-watch.net/fakes/ufo2.jpg
>
> ROFLMAO!!
>
> "Rick Boston got a kooky quote archive
> and all I got was this lousy gender issue." R. Wolfe?
>
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