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From:
"Carl Wilson" <carl@k...>
Date: Sun Aug 4, 2002 4:36
am
Subject: Fw: How to Fool a Saucerhead, Part 4
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Carl Wilson" <carl@k...>
Newsgroups:
alt.binaries.ufo.files,alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranormal.
alt.paranormal.crop-circles
Sent: Saturday, August 03, 2002 2:51 AM
Subject: Re: How to Fool a Saucerhead, Part 4
> On Fri, 02 Aug 2002 15:55:39 GMT, "John Baker" <jb@s...>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Carl Wilson" <carl@k...> wrote in message
> >news:e1fkkusvrbqvp9rh1i4d4l16it22commrs@4...
> >> On Tue, 30 Jul 2002 03:51:21 GMT, "John Baker" <jb@s...>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Step 3:
> >> >
> >> >Choose a background. Anything will do, just don't make it too "busy."
Use
> >> >the Lasso Tool to crop out your edited "UFO" image. Cut and paste it
onto
> >> >your background. Use the Move Tool to position it where you want it.
> >Merge
> >> >the layers using the "flatten image" command. Use the Rubber Stamp
Tool
> >to
> >> >blend your "UFO" in with the background. This part takes a bit of care
> >and
> >> >patience. Finally, use the Lasso Tool and the mask tool to isolate the
> >> >"UFO." Apply a bit more gaussian blur to the "UFO" only, *not* to the
> >> >background. Voila! There you have it. A "UFO" photograph guaranteed to
> >give
> >> >any saucer geek a woody. LOL!
> >>
> >> Actually, you don't even have to do that much work!
> >>
> >> Step 1: Get a digital camera
> >>
> >> Step 2: Turn off all lights in the room where your PC is
> >>
> >> Step 3: Take a jiggly picture of the front of your PC/DSL Modem/DSL
> >> Router with the flash turned off.
> >>
> >> Step 4: Submit resulting picture to Saucer Head Web shite of your
> >> choosing.
> >> http://www.ufowisconsin.com/county/reports/r2002_0720_langlade.html
> >>
> >>
> >> Or, if you want to be a bit more creative:
> >>
> >> Step 1: Get a digital camera
> >>
> >> Step 2: Turn off all lights in the room where your PC is
> >>
> >> Step 3: Take a picture with the flash turned off of the front of your
> >> PC/DSL Modem/DSL Router *and* the bottom of your optical mouse.
> >> http://www.kook-watch.net/fakes/P3110004.JPG
> >>
> >> Step 4: Submit to "UFO expert" for "analysis"
> >> http://brumac.8k.com/LawtonTriangle/LawtonTriangle.html
> >>
> >> Step 5: Repeat same process a few months later using a different
> >> alias.
> >> http://www.kook-watch.net/fakes/ufo.jpg
> >>
> >> (Picture of "Lawton Triangle" with the flash turned on)
> >> http://www.kook-watch.net/fakes/ufo2.jpg
> >
> >LOL! I was doing it the hard way. But, I acheived my purpose. I got a
rise
> >out of Bobby Wolfe. <G>
>
> Bobby will no doubt claim that he has 450 witnesses with "above top
> secret clearances" that will say that you didn't. ;-)
>
>
>
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